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'Okay Bob, but this is the last time. . . Honestly, if that stick is so important to you, you're going to have to learn to take better care of it.'
'I suppose everyone collects something.'
"I go into the meeting totally prepared and I wind up eating out of his hand."
"Could you give me a moment> I just had nine puppies."
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"Kennel changes a dog, Muffin."
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"I'm back. Move."
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"You could have had a film career, but you were needed here to fetch the paper."
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Someday, I'll have your great grandad tell you his pheasant hunting stories.
"How do I know you won't just throw it away again?"
"Today's lecture is on loyalty."
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"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"
If Dogs Made Perfume
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"The dog wants out again!"
"I am blue."
What could have been quite possibly the most hilarious dog joke ever is interrupted by. . . 'So I said, that's no bone, that's my. . . squirrel!'
'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'
Snowman picking up snow dog poo
"Still, I hope you won't give up barking entirely."
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"Live with it! I'm the child she never had."
"I think the pain meds are kicking in Mr. Wiggles."
'It's a slightly more advanced version of fetch.'
"Knock it off, will you, Tom? I've had a lousy day."
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"The rug will not be sent out for lab tests."
"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."
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"I'm taking him out to do his business."
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