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'Dude! How many years have we been here? It's still fake. The plants are fake. Get a grip!'
'Sometimes when I'm stressed out, I just float here and watch them walk around.'
Goldfish with Square Bubbles
'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'
'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'
"Do you ever wonder who feeds them?"
'He's happy. He's even wagging his tail.'
"So....if you didn't open the book, and I didn't open th book..."
"Oh no! Did you leave the People Magazine crossword puzzle where the fish could see it?!"
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"You want to take some omega-3? You ARE omega-3."
I think it's time somebody changed our water!
"As far as I know, it's been abandoned for years. I hear it's haunted."
'It's always about you, isn't it?'
"Sire, it's the castle. I'm afraid we're completely submerged in a tiny fish bowl."
Man with fishbowl for a head squirts coworker who insults him.
' I'm new here... where's the action ? '
Unfortunately, Jerry lacked the mental acuity to have foreseen the obvious problem with pet flying fish.
"Why couldn't it be one of those 'bouncy' castles?"
The kids really miss that goldfish.
'Get lost, two's company, three's a shoal.'
'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'
'...It's moments like these I'm glad I don't have feelings...'
'So...maybe this staring contest was a mistake?'
'Hey, buddy. . . do you mind if I crash with you for a bit? She kicked me out of the house.'