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"I want to keep it, but my wife hates the way it scratches her face."
"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."
Every Child Gets A Baboon!
Wife to hubby in living room strewn with vines, 'That's it Ralph. Either the monkey goes or I do!'
The saying is actually a fool and his money are soon parted, but don't worry, I don't intend to let either of those things happen!
'See, Doctor, it says right here, 'the saber-toothed Macaque makes a wonderful pet'!'