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"Say…. Just what kind of a name is Norbert?"
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"I think my name is 'stop that' but I don't know for sure."
"People tend to take the news better when I bring Princess Cupcake."
Young bananas talking to each other as adult banana gives them cookies: 'I have the best Nana.'
Dog Formerly Known as Prince
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"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."
Tags:pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, puppy name, puppy names, dog name, dog names, pet name, pet names, security question, security questions, pet shop, pet shops, petshop, petshops, pet store, pet stores, cyber security, cyber-security, password, passwords, pass code, pass codes, pass-code, pass-codes, first pet, first pets
"I'm the kind of woman nobody calls pumpkin."
"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."
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"Stan baby, Dave baby here."
"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."
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"Marilyn Johnson does so like me! She's even got a pet name for me...she calls me a dweeb!"
"You have to decide, Peter. Am I your significant other or am I your tootsie-wootsie?"
"I insisted on the quotation marks."
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'She strolled in stinkin' of gin and trouble. She talked tough but I knew this dame was a real softie inside.'
"Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty."
"What gear are we in, biscuit?"
"My real name's Killer. Fluffy is just my pen name."
'I had to stamp down on staff using nicknames at work. They even had one for me!'
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Hi honey, I'm hone. Yes dear, I know. You're retired.
'A lot of the patients have 'pet names'...this is the 'Miserable Bastard'.'
"I just wish I hadn't named her Yummy."
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"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"
"It's 'Duffy', but when I go out at night it's 'Taco'."
"After 20 years of marriage, don't you think it's time you stopped calling your husband 'that Harold person'?"
Tags:marriage, married life, couples therapy, couples counselor, couples counsellor, couples counselors, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, marriage problem, marriage problems, therapist, therapists, estranged, stranger, strangers, bad relationship, bad relationships, familiarity, pet name, pet names, terms of endearment
'I see you've already met Fluffy.'