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'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'
"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"
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The Alps - Hannibal Picks Up After the Elephants.
"I believe we've entered the dark underbelly of pet ownership."
Lady to Dog: 'Don't blame me if dinner's weird tonight. You chewed the labels off all the cans!'
Cat hissing at laptop computer.
Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.
'Being an opera buff, I naturally assumed she said "I'm taking you to the met"!'
Rex is forced to sign a letter of reprimand, for his file.
Tags:discipline, disciplined, obedience, obedient, punish, job, jobs, employment, reprimand, punished, disciplinary action, disciplinary actions, hr, dog, dogs, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, pet ownership, sign, signature, signatures, contract, contracts, reprimands, bad dog, bad dogs, human resources, personnel, job review, performance review
Pet owner to pets in chair: 'We need to come up with some kind of time-sharing system.'
That's silly - how many people own invisible dogs?
'Will he know it's not the same stick he threw? The suspense is unbearable!'
Dog brings pipe,paper and slippers to man in bathtub.
Never talk to your pet rock-It's stone deaf.
Dog's Easy Chair has 4 different settings: 'Down Boy', 'Roll Over', 'Lay' and 'Sit'.
Man about dog relaxing in chair: 'He's a full-blooded recliner.'
Man to cat with rodent: 'Dog biscuits are one thing, but I will not toast dead mice!'
'Normally, he's an indoor dog, but he got into the bean dip.'
'I know he followed you home but you can't keep him.'
'Stop grumbling. The cable guy will be here tomorrow.'
Cat scratching chair. Chair falls on cat.
My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...
"I have as many organisms on my tongue as she has in her probiotic, so why won't she let me lick her face."
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"Actually, there's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."