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"You came up in therapy today."
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"I'm leaving you for a cracker."
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"Garbage in, garbage out!"
"Don't we like the Brothers Grimm anymore?"
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Take Your Pills!
"Hock pa-tooie. Hock pa-tooie. Hock pa-tooie."
'I know I sound like a silly little child - You taught me how to speak.'
'Will you please stop calling me 'Pretty Polly', my name is Rodney.'
"Polly wants a big screen TV, a laptop computer, a smart phone and plenty of beer, but everyone assumes that all polly ever wants is a *#&@! cracker."
'You stay quiet - I'll do the talking!'
'Fruits, vegetables, meat, eggs and cooked beans! He gets a better dinner than I do!'
"Who's a pretty buoy, then?"
"Ever notice the older you get the more you stop repeating yourself."
"When is my next parole hearing?"
'Man, you totally passed out last night, so we marked on your head.'
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'In case you haven't notices, I'm not a parrot, ironically, however, I could really go for a saltine right about now.'
'I asked for more than a cracker and look where it got me!'
'Polly want many things, but a cracker isn't among them.'
Reading Over your Shoulder
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"I was unreliable in a previous lifetime."
The Parrot was proud to have mastered the human tongue,,,never suspecting that he actually lived with idiots,
"Three turns to the left to the second number, one turn to the right of the 4th number, 2 turns..."