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"No, no, no, no, no, no, no!"
"Personally, I think the world would be a safer place if everybody owned a rock."
"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"
Joey tries to teach his pet rock how to swim.
'Go ahead and laugh -- someday pet rocks will catch on!'
Never talk to your pet rock-It's stone deaf.
'Bill's not a real nurturing guy. Last week his pet rock died of neglect.'
Gavin sends his Pet Rock to a rock concert.
'You knew this was coming when his family outsourced his job as pet to a rock.'
The Original pet rock
The Original Pet Rock