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"Sometimes it's hard to tell whether she's going out or coming in!"
'Shtop laughing at my brashesh.'
'Yeah, hi, Bob...when you asked me to pop in and feet Spot, I was kind of under the impression he was a dog!'
'I meant the other snake, Idiot!'
Danger! Snake heaven.
"I hate the snake park." "I love the snake park."
'Do what I did. Tell your mother you want a pet snake. Then she'll get you a dog.'
'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'
"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"
"Seriously, honey, you need to see someone about your breathing problem!"
"Who gets the Mousse Au Hamster?"
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Boa Constrictor in a pet shop with a sign reading 'Likes Kids'.
'It's hard to lose weight when I need to say bigger than anything my pet python can swallow.'
'Oh you know, the usual - Mice, rats... the occasional disloyal friend.'
'What are you looking at?'
'...and there's a bit more to come.'
'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'
I don't think Grandma likes my snake.
'I have a pet snake.'
Science Fair: 'We need a new rule - all projects MUST be in a container!'
'I lost him in the house, but don't worry, a snake that big should be easy to find.'
'I say we shouldn't have bought one until we knew what to feed it; where are the pups?'
'And you call yourself a hoop snake?'
'Mom! Someone left the lid off my snake cage and guess what!?'
'No, not the kids - that's where we measure the python.'