Pet Store Cartoons and Comics

'You ask him to leave.'

'They're for a friend.'

'I don't care if you only need the eye. You'll have to buy the whole newt!'

Kittens and snake.

"Of course, if you want a dog that will rescue you from drowning, that's another story."

"I went by the pet store this morning, just for a peek."

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

"I want the whole package - the little bowl, the colored pebbles, the plastic castle."

"And just remember: Daddy got you out of that nasty pet store because he hopes you'll act really cute and friendly in the park, especially around attractive, single women."

'Forget it dude. She's way out of your tank.'

"I've got a feeling this thing may be even more dangerous than the cat!"

Pet Store: Clown Fish.

Pet Shop Vacation

"Good morning, Herr Schrodinger - and what can I do for you...?"

"I just don't understand it - we are shifting loads of dog food, but we're not making a profit..."

"There's been a change of management..."

"I'd like to grow my own budgies."

Man and boy look in a pet store windows full of puppies and a half-dog half-snake creature

'Sorry, they don't eat homework.'

Only 3 weeks left!! Before most of these puppies will be too old to sell and will have to be put in a sack and drowned.

"Oh I don't know pumpkin, it's a big commitment - you'll have to walk it, train it, feed it live flesh."

"There weren't any more clown fishes at the pet shop, so they got me - a jester fish."

'My life is worth more than that!'

Zoo Temporaries

'We can genetically alter any pet to fit your needs.'