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'You ask him to leave.'
'I don't care if you only need the eye. You'll have to buy the whole newt!'
Take a puppy, leave a puppy
'They're for a friend.'
Kittens and snake.
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"Of course, if you want a dog that will rescue you from drowning, that's another story."
"Ideally, I'm looking for something effective, yet doesn't scream 'flea collar'."
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"I went by the pet store this morning, just for a peek."
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"Of course there is. Don't forget the drippy thing."
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"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."
Tags:pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, puppy name, puppy names, dog name, dog names, pet name, pet names, security question, security questions, pet shop, pet shops, petshop, petshops, pet store, pet stores, cyber security, cyber-security, password, passwords, pass code, pass codes, pass-code, pass-codes, first pet, first pets
Buy one get one glued to the side of your face
"I want the whole package - the little bowl, the colored pebbles, the plastic castle."
"I'm sorry, Tom. The president bought all our aquarium cleaner."
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"And just remember: Daddy got you out of that nasty pet store because he hopes you'll act really cute and friendly in the park, especially around attractive, single women."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, puppy, puppies, pet store, pet stores, pet shop, pet shops, relationship, relationship, relationship issues, relationship problems, looking for love, desperate, single, singles, bachelor, bachelors, attracting women, man, men, bait, strategy, strategies, dating, meeting women, dog park, dog parks, dog run, dog runs
'Forget it dude. She's way out of your tank.'
"I've got a feeling this thing may be even more dangerous than the cat!"
Tags:danger, dangers, dangerous, cat, cats, fish, natural enemy, natural enemies, child, children, boy, boys, little boy, little boys, aquarium, aquariums, threaten, threatens, threatening, fear, fears, fearful, scare, scares, scary, frighten, frightens, frightening, goldfish, fighting fish, self-control, predator, predators, prey, kid, kids, pet shop, pet shops, pet store, pet stores
Pet Store: Clown Fish.
Pet Shop Vacation
"I just don't understand it - we are shifting loads of dog food, but we're not making a profit..."
"There's been a change of management..."
"Good morning, Herr Schrodinger - and what can I do for you...?"
"I'd like to grow my own budgies."
Tags:budgie, budgies, budgie seed, parakeet, parakeets, birdseed, bird seed, bird feed, pet store, pet stores, pet shop, pet shops, pet supplies, bird food, grow, grows, growing, seed, seeds, misunderstand, misunderstands, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, pet owner, pet owners, bird owner, bird owners
Man and boy look in a pet store windows full of puppies and a half-dog half-snake creature
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, puppy, puppies, pet store, pet stores, pet shop, pet shops, front window, window display, front windows, window displays, snake, snakes, hybrid, hybrids, crossbreed, crossbreeding, crossbreeds, mutant, mutants, creature, creatures, monster, monsters, unusual, strange, accident, accidents, genetic engineering, genetic modification, science
'Sorry, they don't eat homework.'