Pet Store Cartoons and Comics

'You ask him to leave.'

'I don't care if you only need the eye. You'll have to buy the whole newt!'

Take a puppy, leave a puppy

'They're for a friend.'

Kittens and snake.

"Of course, if you want a dog that will rescue you from drowning, that's another story."

Flea Collars

"Ideally, I'm looking for something effective, yet doesn't scream 'flea collar'."

"I went by the pet store this morning, just for a peek."

"Of course there is. Don't forget the drippy thing."

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

Buy one get one glued to the side of your face

"I want the whole package - the little bowl, the colored pebbles, the plastic castle."

"I'm sorry, Tom. The president bought all our aquarium cleaner."

"And just remember: Daddy got you out of that nasty pet store because he hopes you'll act really cute and friendly in the park, especially around attractive, single women."

'Forget it dude. She's way out of your tank.'

"I've got a feeling this thing may be even more dangerous than the cat!"

Pet Store: Clown Fish.

Pet Shop Vacation

"I just don't understand it - we are shifting loads of dog food, but we're not making a profit..."

"There's been a change of management..."

"Good morning, Herr Schrodinger - and what can I do for you...?"

"I'd like to grow my own budgies."

Man and boy look in a pet store windows full of puppies and a half-dog half-snake creature

'Sorry, they don't eat homework.'