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'You ask him to leave.'
'They're for a friend.'
'I don't care if you only need the eye. You'll have to buy the whole newt!'
Kittens and snake.
Tags:zoo, zoos, zoo exhibit, zoo exhibits, predator, predators, prey, snake, snakes, kitten, kittens, cat, cats, bad idea, bad ideas, bad mix, bad mixes, nature, natural world, pet store, pet stores, pet, pets, display, displays, displaying, animal, animals, eat, eats, eating, prey animal, prey animals
"Of course, if you want a dog that will rescue you from drowning, that's another story."
"I went by the pet store this morning, just for a peek."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, bird, birds, bird owner, bird owners, new pet, new pets, pet store, pet stores, pet shop, pet shops, surprise, surprises, shopping, shopper, shoppers, wife, wives, women, woman, impulse buy, impulse buys, impulse purchase, impulse purchases, husband, husbands, couple, couples, marriage, marriages, married life, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationships issues, shopping habits
"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."
Tags:pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, puppy name, puppy names, dog name, dog names, pet name, pet names, security question, security questions, pet shop, pet shops, petshop, petshops, pet store, pet stores, cyber security, cyber-security, password, passwords, pass code, pass codes, pass-code, pass-codes, first pet, first pets
"I want the whole package - the little bowl, the colored pebbles, the plastic castle."
"And just remember: Daddy got you out of that nasty pet store because he hopes you'll act really cute and friendly in the park, especially around attractive, single women."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, puppy, puppies, pet store, pet stores, pet shop, pet shops, relationship, relationship, relationship issues, relationship problems, looking for love, desperate, single, singles, bachelor, bachelors, attracting women, man, men, bait, strategy, strategies, dating, meeting women, dog park, dog parks, dog run, dog runs
'Forget it dude. She's way out of your tank.'
"I've got a feeling this thing may be even more dangerous than the cat!"
Tags:danger, dangers, dangerous, cat, cats, fish, natural enemy, natural enemies, child, children, boy, boys, little boy, little boys, aquarium, aquariums, threaten, threatens, threatening, fear, fears, fearful, scare, scares, scary, frighten, frightens, frightening, goldfish, fighting fish, self-control, predator, predators, prey, kid, kids, pet shop, pet shops, pet store, pet stores
Pet Store: Clown Fish.
Pet Shop Vacation
"Good morning, Herr Schrodinger - and what can I do for you...?"
"I just don't understand it - we are shifting loads of dog food, but we're not making a profit..."
"There's been a change of management..."
"I'd like to grow my own budgies."
Tags:budgie, budgies, budgie seed, parakeet, parakeets, birdseed, bird seed, bird feed, pet store, pet stores, pet shop, pet shops, pet supplies, bird food, grow, grows, growing, seed, seeds, misunderstand, misunderstands, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, pet owner, pet owners, bird owner, bird owners
Man and boy look in a pet store windows full of puppies and a half-dog half-snake creature
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, puppy, puppies, pet store, pet stores, pet shop, pet shops, front window, window display, front windows, window displays, snake, snakes, hybrid, hybrids, crossbreed, crossbreeding, crossbreeds, mutant, mutants, creature, creatures, monster, monsters, unusual, strange, accident, accidents, genetic engineering, genetic modification, science
'Sorry, they don't eat homework.'
Only 3 weeks left!! Before most of these puppies will be too old to sell and will have to be put in a sack and drowned.
Tags:puppy, puppies, dog, dogs, pet store, pet stores, pet, pets, retailer, retailers, pet seller, pet sellers, pet selling, threat, threatens, threatening, drown, drowns, drowning, sales pitch, sales pitches, threats, threaten, kill, kills, killing, murder, murders, murdering, hold hostage, holds hostage, holding hostage, held hostage, hostage, hostages, sales boost, sales boosts, boosting sales, puppy mill, puppy mills, puppy farm, puppy farms, animal rights
"Oh I don't know pumpkin, it's a big commitment - you'll have to walk it, train it, feed it live flesh."
Tags:cerberus, hellhound, hellhounds, hell hound, hell hounds, hades, underworld, greek myth, greek myths, greek mythology, pet shop, pet shops, pet store, pet stores, pet, pets, puppy, puppies, family life, mythical creature, mythical creatures, responsibility, responsibilities, commitment, commitments, kid, kids
"There weren't any more clown fishes at the pet shop, so they got me - a jester fish."
Tags:fish, fishes, fish tank, fish tanks, pet, pets, aquariums, clown fishes, entertainer, entertainers, goldfishes, fish bowls, pet shop, pet shops, pet store, pet stores, pet fish, pets, animals, indoor animals, indoor pets, aquarium, clown fish, jesters, court jesters, pet shops, fish bowl, goldfish
'My life is worth more than that!'
Tags:value, values, life, self-valuation, self valuation, self-valuations, self valuations, fish, fishes, pet shop, pet shops, pet store, pet stores, fish tank, fish tanks, fish bowl, fish bowls, aquarium, aquariums, sales, sale, sale price, sale prices, devaluation, devalued, devaluations, value of life
'We can genetically alter any pet to fit your needs.'