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On the red carpet
'Hey, don't blame me, blame PETA!'
Ethical Meat Shoppe. Animals that died naturally.
"Are your chops humanely chopped?"
"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."
Tags:vegetarian, vegan, vegans, vegetarians, alternative lifestyle, alternative lifestyles, flesh eater, peta, flesh eaters, restaurant, food court, relationships, date, dates, flesh eating disease, burgers, burger, cheeseburgers, cheeseburger, animal rights, slipping up, mistake, dating, relationships, excuses, ethics
'No no no, land on your head. Let's try it again.'
'Your yard is starting to mess with my livingroom.'
'I'm sorry, we have a hiring freeze on. The lab rats are living longer and longer.'
"No moles. It's the PETA version."
'Let's find a normal genius.'
Animals for the Ethical Treatment of People
Tags:safari, safari park, safari trail, lions, lion, big cat, big cats, animal rights, animal rights activism, animal rights, activists, animal right rights activist, catch and release, anthropomorphism, ethics, ethical, animal ethics, hunting, hunter, hunters, animal hunter, animal hunting, animal hunters, trophy hunter, trophy hunters, trophy hunting, catch and release, protected species, peta
'Hi, I'm Agnes and I can't stop wearing fur...'
'And we'll give you all the carcinogens you can eat.'
'I know I've been hard on you at times, pushed you when you were tired, studied you, probed you, but it was all in the interest of science.'
"I no longer snarl or try to bite them since I joined Animals for the Ethical Treatment of People."
'It looks like we've created Super Resistant Rat.'
'Ah, Dr. Mecklenburg, noted research scientist, we meet again.'
Bull gets the upper hand with cowboy,
'Our only chance is to pick its wings off! Send Arnold in!'
'You had scrambled eggs for breakfast! I can smell it all over you!'
'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'
"I've got to admit it's an impressive helmet, but how do you know it's genuine bear skin?"