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The intricate mechanics of government: Public entrance and Lobbyist entrance.
'...But how about this time we make it legal for black people to own white people, and only women have the right to vote?'
Please consider the environment before creating another species.
Save the Hamptons
"There are only three signatures on this recall petition. Monday Night football, therefore, will remain in effect until further notice."
'I'll also need your home address, phone number and social security number.'
"If your community allows us to build our damn we'll provide free wifi for the whole forest."
'Come now, Sir. You must be pro-something.'
Petition to ban petitions from outside this market.
'Since the post office closed and they cancelled the bus service all that's left to queue for is petition signing.'
Teabag Ted. He's super torn. Four years to waste - but how?
'Do sumfink abat litracy'
'Hey, Wikipedia's down...oh. SOPA thing...guess I'll sign it...Ok, something's up - that was way too easy.'
'Wow...look how much snow we got last night! Everything is covered in a thick blanket of looming catastrophe.'
Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."
"Here's a letter from a housewife in the southern tier of the kingdom. She writes: 'Sire, would it or would it not be appropriate to use a sand-finish latex paint on a wall on which there remains some painted-over wallpaper? Respectfully, Mrs. R. Jones.'"
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'Lookit that! Our minimum wage finally went up! Maybe we should start petitioning for vacation days!'
"We are petitioning for the support of pesticide-free organic farming: we already have over five hundred billion signatures! Wanna join in?"
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Petition demanding Piers Morgan is deported from the US.
"I'm not against same-sex marriage - I'm just against marriage!"
'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'
"You and your literacy programs! -- Now everybody's signing PETITIONS!"
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Red states want to secede from the union.
"Would you like to sign a petition against petition-signing scams?"
'What's that? A weaning petition with one signature?'