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"I can't solve your problem. I am the problem."
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Please consider the environment before creating another species.
"M'Lady! We beseech thee."
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"Would you sign it?"
Petition to ban petitions from outside this market.
"His royally down-to-earth Highness will see you now."
'Wow...look how much snow we got last night! Everything is covered in a thick blanket of looming catastrophe.'
"You may approach the giant novelty chair."
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"We are petitioning for the support of pesticide-free organic farming: we already have over five hundred billion signatures! Wanna join in?"
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"Would you like to sign a petition against petition-signing scams?"
'Please, sir...Do you care to sign a petition for more research on Global Warming?'
'...Then at 2:30. Senator, you're meeting with a group of woman who want legislation requiring the girls in music videos to be the same age as the rock stars.'
'What do you mean, how was my day? - We've been here TOGETHER all the time!'
'I long for the days when a king didn't have to press the flesh.'
'If cows are sacred in India, why not worldwide? I'm starting up a petition...'
'Would you care to sign this petition requesting that I stop asking people to sign a petition?'
'...You must sign my petition, Eleanor...It simply states that you want to change a few silly rules, so Arnold can be president...He might take his shirt off during press conferences...'
"It's a petition to stop complete strangers from bailing you up in the street asking you to sign petitions."