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"I want you to be more health conscious. Steal a vegetarian's lunch."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, toxic masculinity, fathers and sons, diet, diets, dieting, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, school dinner, school dinners, theft, petty theft, bully, bullies, bullying
"I think what I miss most is robbing people."
"Do you have any idea what pilfered office supplies cost American businesses in any given year?"
Tags:superhero, superheroes, super hero, super heroes, super power, super powers, hero, heroes, office supplies, office worker, office workers, offices, theft, petty theft, thief, thieves, office theft, businesses, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson
"Get out of my face!"
"'Stickup artist.' I just love that."
Tags:robber, robbers, robbing, burglar, burglars, burglary, crimes, criminal, criminals, stick up artist, stick up artists, stick-up artist, stick-up artists, compliment, compliments, journalist, journalists, journalism, petty theft, minor crime, minor crimes, re-offend, re-offender, re-offenders, re-offending, review, reviews, critic, critics
"With the right training an enterprising young man like yourself could do well in white-collar crime."
"I didn't raise you to steal tacky c**p."
Tags:theft, thief, thieves, thieving, steal, stealing, crimes, criminal, criminals, petty crime, petty crimes, petty theft, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, raising kids, raising children, tack, tacky, junk, rubbish, bric a brac, bric-a-brac, ornament, ornaments, breaking and entering, burglar, burglars, burglary, burglaries, swag, swag bag, swag bags, loot, looting, bad quality, materialism, materialistic
Snatched Purse Co.
Tags:thief, thieves, theft, petty thief, petty theft, petty crime, petty crimes, petty criminal, petty criminals, bag snatcher, bag snatchers, bag snatching, delivery, deliveries, company name, company names, delivery man, delivery men, delivery people, pickpocket, pickpockets, pick pocket, pick pockets
Kidnapped Garden Gnomes $100
Tags:garden shop, garden shops, garden store, garden stores, gnome, gnomes, kidnap, kidnaps, kidnapper, kidnappers, crimes, garden gnomes, hostage taking, ransom, kidnapping, lawn care, landscaping, burlap bags, lawn ornaments, hype, dsuburbs, vandalism, petty theft, gardener, gardeners, garden ornament, garden ornaments
Warning! Magazines Stay in Waiting Room
Tags:hospital, hospitals, surgery, surgeries, doctor's office, doctors office, waiting room, waiting rooms, petty crime, petty crimes, petty theft, petty thefts, theft, thefts, thief, thieves, crimes, criminal, criminals, magazine, magazines, rule, rules, reading material, selfish, selfishness, rule breaker, rule breakers, rule breaking
"I'll stop when it isn't fun anymore."
"I feel terrible—I took it from a job creator."
Tags:job creator, job creators, employer, employers, big employer, big employers, employment, job creation, theft, thief, burglar, burglars, crimes, petty theft, criminal, criminals, loot bag, loot bags, swag bag, swag bags, steal, stealing, unemployed, unemployment, social mobility, recession, the recession, austerity, guilt, guilty, regret, regretting, regretful, regrets
'I didn't take your stupid pen.' (Colleague has surveillance camera set up on desk.'
"Oh you, you and your stifling regulations."
Tags:robber, robbers, burglar, burglars, thief, thieves, burglary, petty theft, loot bag, loot bags, swag bag, sway bags, police, the police, police officer, police officers, detective, detectives, investigator, investigators, caught, caught red handed, apprehend, apprehended, arrest, arrested, arrests, regulation, regulations, law enforcement, red tape
Digital money theft
"The good news is you have a case for wage theft. The bad news is that based on your wages, it's petty theft."
"Do I need it? Does it spark joy?"
'In true pirate tradition all of our sails are made entirely from stolen hotel towels.'
Despite the shoplifter's brazenness, Hector remains torn about confronting him.
Tags:pinatra, pinatas, party, parties, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, bat, bats, shoplifting, shoplifter, shoplifters, crimes, criminal, criminals, petty theft, petty thefts, corner, shop, corner shops, stealing, steal, steals, stolen, robbery, robber, robbers, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'I'd like to report a stolen phone...'
'If you leave now, we'll never cure your kleptomania.'
Book Thief in True Crime Department
"Man! The Rush Mart was robbed! And we didn't even see it! Cool!"
Tags:baldo, robbery, robberies, robber, robbers, convenience store, convenience stores, slushie, slushies, criminal, criminals, shooting, shootings, gun crime, gun crimes, petty theft, thief, thieves, thievery, small business, small businesses, franchise owner, franchise owners, gunshot wound, gunshot wounds, self-interest, self-interested, selfish, selfishness