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"Thanks for waiting for me, Jocko, but I still can't play. I've decided to go for a Ph.D."
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"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."
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"Your research is impressive, but you have too many original ideas to be credible..."
"A Ph.D. in physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."
"Really? I got my PhD in economics, too."
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"As a matter of fact my Ph.D. is in entry-level jobs."
"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"
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"Well, I have a Ph.D. in geology, and I can't find a thing either."
"It doesn't bother me that I have a Ph.D. and I work here. My Ph.D. is in selling fish."
"I wrote my thesis in just one day. Is there something wrong with that?"
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"Birdbrain! I showed them: Through dedication and hard work, I now have a PhD..."
"He may be the principal, but he's a terrible speller."
"I have a B.A. in indifference, an M.A. in obstinacy and I'm currently working on my doctorate in defiance."
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"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."
"If you want to know why coffee prices increased I'll get Jenna, she has her PhD in economics I only have an M.A. in english lit."
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"Okay, you have three doctorates, but we still chose the other candidate. His facebook comments got more little heart emojis than yours."
"A home-schooling Ph.D.? That sounds a little fishy to me."
"Your doctoral thesis so much reminds me of mine. No, wait a minute. I never had a doctoral thesis."