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"Thanks for waiting for me, Jocko, but I still can't play. I've decided to go for a Ph.D."
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"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."
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"A Ph.D. in physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."
"Really? I got my PhD in economics, too."
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"As a matter of fact my Ph.D. is in entry-level jobs."
"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"
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"Well, I have a Ph.D. in geology, and I can't find a thing either."
"It doesn't bother me that I have a Ph.D. and I work here. My Ph.D. is in selling fish."
"I wrote my thesis in just one day. Is there something wrong with that?"
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"Birdbrain! I showed them: Through dedication and hard work, I now have a PhD..."
"He may be the principal, but he's a terrible speller."
"I have a B.A. in indifference, an M.A. in obstinacy and I'm currently working on my doctorate in defiance."
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"If you want to know why coffee prices increased I'll get Jenna, she has her PhD in economics I only have an M.A. in english lit."
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"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."
"A home-schooling Ph.D.? That sounds a little fishy to me."
"Your doctoral thesis so much reminds me of mine. No, wait a minute. I never had a doctoral thesis."