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"Well, the drug's no good, but the side effects are bitchin'."
Placebonex: 'Make sure to take it every day, otherwise the effect wears off.'
'This is a real miracle drug. It costs the same this year as it did last year.'
'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'
"People are always whining about food labelling, but there's NOTHING that ANYONE with a reasonable chemistry degree and maybe a PhD in pharmacology wouldn't with a little effort, be able to understand....At least a little."
"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."
'What do you have for an underperforming portfolio?'
"You'll have to speak up. Did I hear you say ou found the cure to shrink hemorrhoids?"
"Eureka! It won't cure anything, but the side effects are terrific!"
Front row, L. to R.: Organic, pharmacology, polymer, inorganic agrochemical. Back row: Analytical, radiochemical, environmental, biochem, industrial.'
The armchair pharmacologist speaks...
'Okay, so that one's not right for me either... Is Zythoranex right for me?'
'Attention - we're combining our anti-viral and anti-bacterial placebo divisions immediately.'
'Physiology! Pharmacology! Bacteriology! Anatomy!...'
'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'