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Washington Crossing the Delaware, Having Been Invited to Join the Faculty at Princeton
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kid, kids, child, children, playing, make-believe, role-playing, fantasy, dress-up, dress up, education, higher education, phd, doctorate, postgraduate, postgrad, student, students, university, universities, college, colleges, overachiever, overachievers, ambitious, starting early, studying, learning, teacher's pet, precocious, getting ahead, intelligent, smart'Congratulations, your days of avoiding the real world are finally over.'
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"Being a post-doc for thirty years can really screw up your life."
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cavemen, caveman, cave, caves, cave art, cave arts, cave drawing, cave drawings, drawings, drawing, art, arts, artist, artists, history, histories, phd, phds, doctorate, doctorates, phd theses, phd theses', dissertation, dissertations, academic, academics'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'
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Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love
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university, research, paper, publication, professor, doctor, science, phd, scientists, scientist, academia, academic, newsletter, publish, scientific, researcher, student, lecturer, published, journal, journals, periodical, periodicals, papers, professors, doctors, students'Perpetual Sutdent Syndrome Clinic' Director: R. Chones, BA, MA, PhD, MSW, MBA.
'I'm sorry - Mr. Jenkins, MBA, PhD, MD, Esq. is O.U.T.'
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'It doesn't matter that your thesis is on extra sensory perception, you can't cite mindreading in your references.'
"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."
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