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Someday, I'll have your great grandad tell you his pheasant hunting stories.
'Is it peasants or pheasants you're not allowed to pick up if you hit them?'
'Oi, are you looking at my bird?'
'I'm sorry your honor, I meant to say I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son.'
"What's this I hear about you frightening my missus?"
'Did your shooting improve today, Dear?'
Hunter and bull
'Now what does that game warden want? He's already checked my license.'
'Nice retrieve, Ben. But I'd like it to be on the same day I shoot it, or at least the same week!'
"It took a team of chefs but cuisine based television changed forever when they plucked and stuffed the peasant."
At the OSHA Test Kitchen they eat pheasant under safety glass.
'Looks like you're having a pretty good season, eh Ben?'
'Now, that's a point!'
'Give the nice doggie his bird, Ben.'
'You never run out of 'missed again' routines, do you?'
'I'm impressed with my new pointer.'
'Not much game about today,boy!'
Unusual Sports: Shooting Skiers
'We're out of pheasant under glass, M'sieur — is duck soup close enough?'
'The good news is, Mr Filmore, this is heaven. The bad news is, this is posted property.'
'You're not supposed to catch them!'