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A woman enters a motel room and confronts silhouettes of two faces in bed. One is saying "It's not what it looks like." The outline of the two faces also forms a vase; famous "optical illusion."
"So I like rutting. So sue me."
"And this one is for being faithful to my wife."
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"Edgar, I think it's time we told my husband about us."
"Is it too much to ask for your trust? I've already explained that my dealings with Jennifer Monahan are of a covert nature."
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"It would be helpful if the first words out of your mouth every morning weren't 'J'accuse.'"
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"Look, I've denied it - can we move on?"
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"I don't doubt that it's perfectly innocent, Margaret, but it does have the appearance of impropriety."
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"I'm turned off by the womanizing."
"You just missed her."
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"Rhino-horn powder works for Pederman with no side effects, except the husbands."
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"'In flagrante delicto,' indeed! You never miss an opportunity to show off your classical education, do you?"
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Wives in the Trees
"Good news, honey! Dr. Bingham couldn't detect any impotence."
"I didn't mean to philander. I swear I thought it was you."
"Believe me, Janet, I consider you an important part of our marriage."
"Perhaps you're forgetting our agreement: 'Don't ask, don't tell, don't pursue.' "
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Dow Jones +11.09, AMEX +2.41, Dollar Steady - Wife running around with another man.
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"Oh, I guess I'll remarry someday. But first I've got to demarry."
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"Where have you been? Your smart phone came home 20 minutes ago."
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"Never mind that -- I have an idea for marriage term limits!"
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"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."