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The Grand Scheme.
The Grand Scheme of Things: You are here.
'It was a heck of a race, Tom, but unfortunately too close to call.'
Thinker and Reminder statues.
Socrates does lunch
Occasionally, when logic and rational inferences based on experience were not enough, Plato and Aristotle would resort to settling their discourse by other means.
"If I knew the meaning of life, would I be sitting in a cave in my underpants?"
"I don't believe in egrets."
'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'
'Why read all those other books when this one has all the answers.'
THE FIRST CHURCH OF HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW?
'Happiness is place between too little and too much.'
'The meaning of life? I dunno, I only come up here to get a decent mobile connection.'
'If I'm an agnostic, what's an atheist?' 'Never mind that. If I'm an atheist, what's an agnostic?'
"People are inherently complicated, and if you eat it late enough at night, cereal can be dinner and breakfast!"
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'I, pink, therefore, I ham...'
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"Would you rather be attacked by a horse-size duck or fifty duck-size horses?"
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"If he says, 'Nothing is certain but death and taxis' one more time..."
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'I stink, therefore I am.'
Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)
A Deep Fat Friar
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