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'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'
'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'
'I bark, therefore I am.'
Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.
Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -
'The secret to having a full life is having less space to put it in.'
If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?
Time is a Trap.
"Fritz will join us later. He left his weltanschauung at the Delicatessen."
I drink, therefore I am.
'I'm starting to question life before death.'
'Not really interested in the meaning of life. I want to know what's going to happen on my soaps?'
'Uh, we do have tenure, don't well?
'They don't let you grow a beard until you reach level 3 Enlightenment.'