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"I love the convenience, but the roaming charges are killing me."
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"I selected option 2, for help with my billing question, but was switched to option 3, to get a hard time with my billing question."
'I'm paying the hidden fees with hidden payments.'
'Thank you for calling Dial-A-Psychic. In your immediate financial future, I see you throwing away $3.99 per minute...'
'We forgot to pay the phone bill.'
"He's something new. Our phone bill now has a monthly stub perforation fee."
'Wow! Look at the roaming charges on our cell phone bill!'
'Hmmmmm. I wonder if there were any roaming charges to call the moon.'
'Dad's cell-phone!! I'm going to call the moon!!'
'I'm just opening the mail...you should see the size of my mobile phone bill!'
"Did you make all these 911 calls?"
"These roaming charges are going to kill me."
"Well, I can't pay the electric bill and the phone bill right now. All my money is tied up in utilities."
'Now you call? Now that fierce competition has reduced long-distance to little more than a cheap, unprofitable commodity. Now you call your mother?'
"Don't blame me,lady - that's where your husband told me to put it."
"I don't mind the obscene phone calls. But I object to them reversing the charges."
"Why can't Babbie just use your cell phone?"
'Every time you get ready to make a call, on your mobile phone, you reach for a comfortable chair. No wonder all that air time translates into large phone bills.'
Man cutting the wire of his wife's phone.
"Reach and touch us!? Hon - this phone bill knocks us for a loop!"
'Remember when it was all Mills and Boon and not Bills and Moon!'
'When my smart phone rate increases, I think of it as giving my personal assistant a raise.'
"... Looks like, Grey Owl's mobile has run out of credit again."