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"Mr. Barrington, the sins of your past are on lines one through six."
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How's my walking?
Tags:baby, babies, toddler, toddlers, walk, walks, walking, walker, walkers, walked, nappy, nappies, hotline, hotlines, hot line, hot lines, rate, rates, rating, ratings, rated, lorry, lorries, truck, trucks, drive, drives, driving, driver, drivers, phone line, phone lines, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Huddled masses, line 3."
"Why, James. James the Munificent. How good it is to hear from you."
Tags:king, kings, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royals, royalty, royal family, title, titles, moniker, monikers, royal title, royal titles, telephone call, telephone calls, phone call, phone calls, call, calls, phone line, munificent, bountiful, generous, generosity, diplomacy, diplomat, diplomats, international diplomacy
"Could you hold for a second? It's Call Waiting."
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"How can I be of no assistance whatsoever?"
"1-800 Herd of Elephants."
'This call may be monitored for quality assurance.'
'Yes sir, we still have Mr Edwards on hold from last thursday...'
'It's that guy in India who's going to do your job. He's wondering if you could send your wife over to get acquainted.'
"Hold on, Al... I think the static may be on my end after all!"
"Could you keep it short, Daddy? I'm expecting a call."
Snobs club: Press 1 to speak to a somebody, press 2 to speak to a nobody.
"I do wish the company would invest in newer technology."
"I'm sorry, but once again you routed a phone call to the wrong place."
"Congratulations. You have finally reached Extension Five Million. Please hold."
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'I liked it better when I thought it was our house's belly button.'
'So much for AT&T...'
"Working must be fun. I heard my mom tell my dad she was playing phone tag all day."
"Mr. Potato Head on Line Two."
NHS very direct - 'You have a terminal illness and you are going to die. Thanks for your call...'
"Talk faster. I'm on a land line and I have the feeling we'll soon be disconnected."
"Mr. Nunworth ... Hysterical crying on line 1 ... Livid on line 2 ... "
'Sorry - wrong number.'
"You're breaking up, Gretchen!"
Tags:telephone, telephones, telephone line, telephone lines, phone line, phone lines, desk job, desk jobs, communication problem, communications, communication problems, bad reception, signal, signals, phone reception, telephone reception, phone signal, telephone signals, breaking up, bad line, bad lines, communication breakdown, communication breakdowns