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How's my walking?
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"Huddled masses, line 3."
"Could you hold for a second? It's Call Waiting."
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"How can I be of no assistance whatsoever?"
"1-800 Herd of Elephants."
'This call may be monitored for quality assurance.'
'Yes sir, we still have Mr Edwards on hold from last thursday...'
'It's that guy in India who's going to do your job. He's wondering if you could send your wife over to get acquainted.'
"Could you keep it short, Daddy? I'm expecting a call."
"Hold on, Al... I think the static may be on my end after all!"
"I do wish the company would invest in newer technology."
Snobs club: Press 1 to speak to a somebody, press 2 to speak to a nobody.
"I'm sorry, but once again you routed a phone call to the wrong place."
'I liked it better when I thought it was our house's belly button.'
Yes, it's Peel' - P - E - E - L.' - 'No... no... 'e' for echo.' - 'No... no... 'echo' - E - C - H...' -
"Working must be fun. I heard my mom tell my dad she was playing phone tag all day."
"Mr. Potato Head on Line Two."
"Mr. Nunworth ... Hysterical crying on line 1 ... Livid on line 2 ... "
"Talk faster. I'm on a land line and I have the feeling we'll soon be disconnected."
'Sorry - wrong number.'
'He's on another line. Would you like to leave a message?'
"You're breaking up, Gretchen!"
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TV attacking viewer - 'Television is very interactive these days.'
Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.
'We're sorry, the number you dialed is no longer in service. Please check your head and dial again. . .'