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"Please listen carefully, as my menu options have changed."
"To return to the original menu say say 'Goddam son of a bitch!'"
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"This may take a minute as my mom's menu options have changed."
"If you require immediate assistance, press the pound sign."
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'And the Princess said, 'Please listen carefully as the menu has changed. Press one if...''
'If you now feel like punching someone in the face. . . press five!'
"Woopsee! Wrong button. And after you got through all those menus, too! Too bad. Good luck next time! hahaha!"
To put your right foot in, press 5...to take it out, press 6... to put...
'Welcome to the sounds of the ocean. Listen carefully as our menu options have changed. To continue in Spanish, press one now...'
'For the wrong department: Press one. . . for a patronizing excuse: Press two. . .'
"Thank you for waiting. We appreciate your patience. If at any time you feel you need a more sincere and meaningful apology, please press one."
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Always leave the booth at the sound of the BEEEEEP!
"If you know your party's extension, say 'know'. Otherwise say 'no'!"
'For legalese, press three...'
For option 6,495,096 press star 145 times followed by...
After budget cuts, emergency services streamlined their phone services.
Press 1 for English. Press 2 for s****y customer service in any language.
"Give me a sec and I'll check your order."
'I'm dialing the bank for you. In what language would you like to hear the instructions?'
'Say '1' to hear the ocean in English. Decir '2' a oir el ocean en Espanol.'
'...and here's the man who took our annoying phone menu system to an additional annoying level.'
'Don't worry about time girl. By the time any customer can penetrate our wall of phone menus, we'll be back at our desks.'
This is the Pentagon...
"To talk to someone in Customer Service, press one, but we're pretty sure you'll want to hear our other 12 options. . ."
"We apologize for the delay. Due to an unexpected volume of people falling for our scams, our wait time has increased. Press 1 if you think we're the IRS, press 2 if you think we're the police, press ..."