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How's my absolution! (800)-HAIL MARY
'I can't give you my cell phone number. If you need assistance, use the nurse's bell.'
"Isn't it amazing- everybody has everybody's number and yet everything keeps going along."
How Are My Safe Work Habits? Call 1-800-555-safe.
Dude, I lost your number. Can you text it to me?
A panhandler with a sign that reads "How's my begging? Call 1800 555 9315".
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Missing: Wine Glass
"So,... Can I call you?"
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'These emergency numbers are all for lawyers!'
"I'm not sure if I'm ready to commit to one phone number for life."
'I'm sorry, but you've reached the wrong number.'
"Thank you for the religious pamphlet, do you have a number I can mock you at if the world doesn't end on the date you describe below."
Tags:pamphlet, pamphlets, leaflet, leaflets, flyer, flyers, handbill, handbills, distribute, distributes, distributing, distributor, distributors, religious, religion, end of the world, ending of the world, world ending, date, dates, mock, mocks, mocking, uninterested, unbelieving, non-believer, phone number, phone numbers, describe, describes, ridicule, jeer, jeers, jeering
"I'm faxing you something. What's your new area code?"
'I'll also need your home address, phone number and social security number.'
"Hey, have you ever noticed that the letters in your phone number say 'hit-the-road'?"
Tags:rejection, rejections, flirt, flirts, flirtation, flirtations, dump, dumps, dumped, dumping, brush off, brush offs, brush-off, brush-offs, rejected, pick-up, pick up, chat-up, chat ups, chat up, chatups, pickup, pickups, line, lines, singles market, singles bar, false, fake, phone number, phone numbers, number, numbers
"The phone number is her idea. I think she wants to split up."
"No, you can't have my number but don't worry, I've already got yours!"
Tags:flirt, flirts, flirtation, flirtations, flirted, love life, date, dates, phone number, phone numbers, telephone number, telephone numbers, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, pick up, pick ups, pick-up, pick-ups, chat-up, chat-ups, chat up, chat ups, line, lines, contact details, brush off, brush offs
"Permission to exchange phone numbers with the witness, Your Honor?"
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, witness, witnesses, witness stand, permission, asking permission, exchange, phone number, phone numbers, number, numbers, interested, attracted, attractive, attraction, beautiful, date, dates, dating, relationship, relationships, unprofessional, inappropriate, bad timing, creepy
Phone Book Removal Service.
What happened to the dust on my desk, I wrote some important phone numbers on it.
'If you want to talk to the IT service, please press 00101101100111001101110.'
"How's my driving?"
"Let me give you a fake e-mail address as well—just to drive home the point."
Tags:unwanted attention, gender issues, gender inequality, sexist, flirt, uninterested, reject, rejection, rejections, rejected, oblivious, obliviousness, fake number, fake numbers, phone number, phone numbers, ask out, asked out, asking out, creep, creeps, creeping, boundary, boundaries, disrespectful, disrespect, annoy, annoyance, annoying, annoyances, club, clubs, clubbing, clubber, clubbers
'No need to give me your number, I'll just scan your microchip...'