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"Morrison, Robertson, Hitchcock, Brusiloff, Leggett, Winthrop, and ... Oh, hello Muriel."
"Will he know what this is regarding?"
"I'll check and see if he's available."
"Well, please look again, Operator. It's Fluffy-F-L-U-F-F-Y-and she lives in Larchmont."
Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont
"We are currently experiencing high call volumes..."
'Press 1 to be disconnected, press 2 for annoying music, 3 to speak to an incompetent operator, 4 if you wish you hadn't called.'
'Operator... Operator... I've been cut off!'
'But it can't be engaged, operator - Nobody else speaks to her!'
Now here's a place I like
"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party."
"What is an 'operator' and why are you on my parent's phone?"
"This call may be monitored to see if our operators are working hard to ell you add-ons."