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"Can I see the simpler phone plan again?"
"We've got the fastest 4G network...this is their most expensive smart phone...unlimited minutes...unlimited texting...but no one ever calls!"
"We already changed our phone service to something or other last week, so we don't need whatever it is you have."
"If it's such a 'smart' phone why do I keep exceeding my minutes?"
After years of marriage, Ethyl and Ernest no longer spoke, both were on plans with unlimited text...
"Trust me, you don't want a plan that's affordable."
'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'
"Gimme all your unused data!"
My cell phone minutes don't roll over and I don't want to waste them. That's why I'm dialling random numbers and wishing everyone a good day.
Bummer, my mobile's been disconnected.
"You don't have to worry about using up your minutes."
"I can offer you an upgrade to our dearer plan with absolutely no benefits to you whatsoever over a two year period!"