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'I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to sell you that smart phone without first verifying your IQ.'
"i can take pictures of my bum!"
Sales have collapsed, the phones are too smart for their users.
"You can bring the rest tomorrow."
Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.
"Do you have any that are 'organic'?"
"That is our smallest, lightest phone....and here are the instructions!"
'Well, yes, the fine print is in Arabic, but it's a wonderful language.'
"Quick! Get down to legal! The boilerplate has sprung a leak."
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'What's PPI and how did you get this number?'
"Tap swipe, or pinch the screen...and just for fun, tickle it here and it giggles."
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'We like anxiety in a sales rep, but Bob's taking it a little far.'
"It's so sophisticated that we only sell it to buyers who have kids young enough to explain it to them."
Robo Callers find a way around the do not call list.
'Who is this? Could you please stop cold calling me?'
Cause phone solicitor's head to explode.
'I'll be glad to explain why our bank accounts are so affordable.'
With this model you can have the earpiece surgically implanted in your ear.
'Double glazing? Hmm, I'd love to say yes but... this is a magnificent 16th century stately home. We're not allowed to change anything. Besides, your boys would never get their ladders over the moat... hello?'
Must you people always call during dinner? - Grim Reaper on the phone.
"It's all very latest smart phone, the 'smartarse' phone."
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"I'm left handed. Do you have any left handed phones?"
"The good thing about knowing both English and Spanish is you're worth twice as much!"
"This one's too smart. Do you have one with only a high school education?"
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"Like, why would I need collision insurance?"
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