Phonecalls Cartoons and Comics

"I can't talk now."

"Look, I'm dying. Gotta go."

"Well, damn, Camembert, you called to tell me you're runny?"

'Sorry, I've gotta take this...'

"Oh, filled with hopeless longing. And you?"

"I have half an hour if you want someone to get sucked into your drama."

"We're quietly happy."

"I'm so glad you've called to offer me this investment opportunity because it gives me a chance to test my new telephonic death ray."

'Hi hon. Me? I'm just getting some work done and the kids are playing in the other room.'

"Can he call you back? He's meditating."

"It's rustic and undiscovered, but you'd better hurry."

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

"Fruit salad? Count me in!"

"I'm warning you- I'm going to call the police if you don't stop touching base with me."

"Wow, that sounds like a hell of an investment to me!"

"That's probably my wife- she has global reach."

"Absolutely not. I don't give my provenance over the phone."

"This has been a really challenging time for me superficially."

"Ah, here is your fax now."

Private Phone Calls

"Opportunity knocking? Can you hold?"

"Dead ... Dead ... Dead ... Dead ... You're talking to Edward the Younger."

"Do you mind listening to 'Eine Kleine Holdmusik'?"