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'Hi hon. Me? I'm just getting some work done and the kids are playing in the other room.'
'Had it all until I lost my Blackberry.'
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"Nice work- let's take a quick social-media break."
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'Thank you for calling the beaver institute. All our representatives are busy, but what did you expect?'
'This is the voice mailbox of Rip Van Winkle. You have forty seven thousand two hundred and six messages...'
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'Honk if you love Jesus, text whilst you drive if you want to meet him.'
"You know I hate when you check your messages at the table."
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'I've finally gotten him to come when I call.'
'Thank you for calling our customer help centre. We are open 24 hours, to serve you, but not continuously. Please call back later.'
'No wonder I'm failing Math. I'm just no good with numbers. Even when I called the math homework helpline, I got the wrong number.'
"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."
'So much for AT&T...'
'Come in, please, Hambone...I have something I'd like to bounce off you!'
'For tonight's performance, the actor in the role of Uncle Vanya will be phoning in his part.'
'Hi Hon, just calling to let you know I'm on my way home.'
'I can't tell if it's an obscene phone call or one of your friends panting.'
'Whose idea was it to teleconference our staff meetings?'
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'That's right, doctor. My foot is having chest pains.'
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'That was my wife. And boy, she sure freaked out when I told her I'm playing russian roulett.'
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'Can you hear me now?'
'Beep... Hello, it's the Black Knight again... Could we move our fight to Thursday morning? Call me back...'
His masters voicemail.
I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.