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"Now I can talk on the phone and trample people to death at the same time."
"It's O. J. Simpson. He wants to know if we can spare a couple of minutes of our time."
'I said... SPEAK UP!'
"Nice work- let's take a quick social-media break."
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"You mean on housecalls you actually go to the house?"
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'This is the voice mailbox of Rip Van Winkle. You have forty seven thousand two hundred and six messages...'
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'Thank you for calling the beaver institute. All our representatives are busy, but what did you expect?'
'Seriously! My parents say they remember when all you could do with a cell phone was make calls.'
'Honk if you love Jesus, text whilst you drive if you want to meet him.'
"You know I hate when you check your messages at the table."
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"Hi...I was just phoning to see if you got my e-mail?"
'This is the Suicide Hot-Line... please hold.'
'I've finally gotten him to come when I call.'
'Thank you for calling our customer help centre. We are open 24 hours, to serve you, but not continuously. Please call back later.'
'Welcome to homework helpline. For help with science press 2. For help with math,press the square root of nine.'
'No wonder I'm failing Math. I'm just no good with numbers. Even when I called the math homework helpline, I got the wrong number.'
'Regarding the job opening, we received your voice mail...and we don't care for your voice.'
'I phone therefore I am.'
'I'm just opening the mail...you should see the size of my mobile phone bill!'
'So much for AT&T...'
'Mr. Harrison won't be coming into the office today.'
Emergency numbers on a telephone.
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'I can't get to the phone right now...I'M A COW!'
"Not too bad, except that my heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains my sense, as though of hemlock I had drunk. And you? Are you okay?
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