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"You have a valid social security number, a photo ID, and a credit score. As far as I'm concerned, you exist."
'The monogram on your shirt is lovely but I still need to see a photo ID.'
'When we ask you to present a photo ID we prefer one that has your own picture on it.'
"Wow. I can't believe I got this far without anyone asking me for an I.D."
"I appreciate your desire for a new photo ID following your significant weight loss, but our policy to decline your request is based on the sad reality that you're probably going to gain it all back."
"Okay, I guess this is you, but don't ever again use a baby picture for photo ID!"
Please have 2 forms of photo ID ready.
Asking for ID at Heaven's gate.
Photo ID for Voting: Your tax dollars at work.
"So we'll just need to see your license, photo ID, and to conduct a thorough background check."
"It's an old photo."
"Of course I have photo ID! I will take a selfie and show you so you can see that I am me!"
"I'm very security conscious. I'd like my picture printed on my checks."
"Seriously, what if I don't have my death certificate and a photo I.D.?"