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'I'm pooped, what say we have a little paper jam in tray two?'
Instant Copy Center
Sorry Your Paper Is Not Important Enough To Copy.
'Due to budget cuts we've had to cancel the staff Christmas party...but management has said you can still come in and photocopy your bottoms!'
Humpty copying his cracked butt.
'My teacher says she believes in protecting the environment but she runs off reams of photocopied papers each day. I think she is destroying the rain forest all by herself.'
'We got the deluxe copy machine, one that does double sided copies, collates and clones.'
'No, no, I'm Water Cooler Carl of the Snappy One Liner. You want Copy Machine Mike of the Flip Remark.'
Mind if I sneak in and make a quick 500 copies?
"In school I got punished for copying, yet now it's all I'm asked to do."