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'I'm pooped, what say we have a little paper jam in tray two?'
'We've got to digitalise our records...unfortunately Colin has most of them written on his arm.'
"Ed, could you make 50 copies of this, collate it, staple it, bring it to my office and place it in the recycling bin?"
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'My teacher photocopied articles about saving endangered trees in the rain forest. If you ask me, I think she's destroying them.'
"One side of the mushroom will make your document darker, the other side will make it grow lighter."
"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."
Diplodocus skeleton in museum.
Instant Copy Center
'Your HMO doesn't cover X-rays. I'm glad you could break a dollar.'
"Sorry honey. I can't sleep. I'm going to copy and collate for awhile."
"Your pigment is out of toner."
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"Stop sending him to the copier. You know how hard it is for him to reproduce."
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'Due to budget cuts we've had to cancel the staff Christmas party...but management has said you can still come in and photocopy your bottoms!'
"What, never seen a person without a camera take a selfie before?"
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'This is a printers, sir......And no I won't have your baby!'
Jerry was such a copycat.
Office worker on phone: 'If you could just email me the faxes of the photocopies of the transcripts of the fifteen phone messages in question, that would probably be the simplest.'
'My teacher says she believes in protecting the environment but she runs off reams of photocopied papers each day. I think she is destroying the rain forest all by herself.'
The Cost of Photocopying
"That's the third time today the copier's broken down!"
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"We hired Steve after the copier kept breaking down!"
'I rigged up the copier, so we shouldn't have to restock it with paper until sometime in 2011!'
'This is a new talking copier - you've pushed the wrong button, mutton-head!'
'We got the deluxe copy machine, one that does double sided copies, collates and clones.'