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'I'm pooped, what say we have a little paper jam in tray two?'
Photocopier Paper Plane
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'We've got to digitalise our records...unfortunately Colin has most of them written on his arm.'
'My teacher photocopied articles about saving endangered trees in the rain forest. If you ask me, I think she's destroying them.'
"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."
Diplodocus skeleton in museum.
"One side of the mushroom will make your document darker, the other side will make it grow lighter."
During our summer breaks, hungry photocopiers from across the nation migrate to the richer feeding grounds of Pulp & Paper Mill country.
Instant Copy Center
'The copier's died on me. Can you send a replacement?'
'You left your resume in the copier. Tell me where your applying and I'll send it right out!'
'I'm afraid we had to cancel the Christmas party...but the good news is that the senior partner says you can still come in to photocopy your bottoms.'
'Your HMO doesn't cover X-rays. I'm glad you could break a dollar.'
Sorry Your Paper Is Not Important Enough To Copy.
"Your pigment is out of toner."
Management were serious about a paperless office...
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"Stop sending him to the copier. You know how hard it is for him to reproduce."
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Sign reads: Not out of order.
'Due to budget cuts we've had to cancel the staff Christmas party...but management has said you can still come in and photocopy your bottoms!'
"What, never seen a person without a camera take a selfie before?"
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'Please prepare this memo about reducing the use of our photocopiers and give each of our staff a copy. Send them a second copy, as a reminder, in two weeks and send a third reminder the following week.'
'Next on the agenda: waste management.'
Humpty copying his cracked butt.