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Due to company cutbacks please only photocopy one buttock.
Photocopier Paper Plane
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"Ed, could you make 50 copies of this, collate it, staple it, bring it to my office and place it in the recycling bin?"
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"No movie deal yet, but Kinko's extremely interested in the idea of making multiple copies of your screenplay."
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Diplodocus skeleton in museum.
During our summer breaks, hungry photocopiers from across the nation migrate to the richer feeding grounds of Pulp & Paper Mill country.
'Here, here and here the copier was jammed...'
'I'm sorry; what we're really looking for is someone who won't make a difference.'
'I'm afraid we had to cancel the Christmas party...but the good news is that the senior partner says you can still come in to photocopy your bottoms.'
"Sorry honey. I can't sleep. I'm going to copy and collate for awhile."
"Single sided, multi-copy, full colour printing... It would seem passive aggression has been taken to a new level!!"
Sorry Your Paper Is Not Important Enough To Copy.
Management were serious about a paperless office...
'Office Christmas party... Happens every year.' - Santa and his photocopier party trick.
"He's working out well for the copycat position."
"Not all the job cuts had the catastrophic effects we'd worried about."
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Sign reads: Not out of order.
'Give it to me. . . I'll copy it for you. . . I'll put it in the bottom of our stack so it doesn't get mixed up with yours.'
'Due to budget cuts we've had to cancel the staff Christmas party...but management has said you can still come in and photocopy your bottoms!'
'I'm getting my resignation papers ready.'
"I'm certainly no expert on the matter, but throwing the copier out the window just may be a sign you're suffering from stress."
Humpty copying his cracked butt.
The Cost of Photocopying
Office worker on phone: 'If you could just email me the faxes of the photocopies of the transcripts of the fifteen phone messages in question, that would probably be the simplest.'
'My teacher says she believes in protecting the environment but she runs off reams of photocopied papers each day. I think she is destroying the rain forest all by herself.'