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'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'
Three Scientists Who Discovered Gravity Before Isaac Newton Did
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Built and Built without a permit.
'They tell me you're quiet intuitive.'
'I can't take the position until I overcome inertia.'
The Dangers of Unlicensed Science Teachers.
'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'
The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'
Earth Rotation Project: Spin Doctor Wanted
"I've just discovered the universe is built from trillions and trillions of lego blocks!"
'Nice 666 pack.'
Schrodinger's Weekly Shop.
"I'm arresting you for breaking the laws of physics"
'All right, Mr. Wonderful - let's see how long you can hold it there.'
Newton fails to discover the Theory of Gravity under a coconut tree.
'A black hole, it's what I've always wanted.'
'Oh, yeah! I've forgotten more about aniomic polymerization in molecular adsorbates...than you'll ever know.'
'Run! I've discovered the Higgs Bison.'
That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?
'I'm afraid physics cannot explain why cigarette smoke always blows toward the non-smoker...'
'No, I haven't found the elusive Higgs boson yet.'
'I don't know how you did it...but get yourselves back down here now!'
Common Physic Experiences.
'Don't worry about where your wife left the insurance policy before she died. You'll be able to ask her yourself next Tuesday.'