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"It's quite common, Senator. Most politicians are filled with hot air."
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"Thank You For Not Mentioning Dr. Oz."
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'Eye response, normal.' - Deer Physicals.
"Your nose is ridiculously large, you have only four fingers on each hand, and no chin at all. I'm referring you to a real artist."
"Well, there's nothing wrong with his lungs anyway."
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"Bone density looks good."
"How long have you had the blank stare?"
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"Cold heart, hot flashes, lukewarm faith...congratulations...you look like Hell!"
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"I'm afraid you have thirty, maybe forty, years to live."
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"Whoa – way too much information."
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'How very fortunate, doctor, since I didn't have one prepared for today's strip.'
"He gave me a complete checkup form head to wallet."
"Well then, are there any questions that you will dignify with a response?"
'I won't be here next week, so the nurse will check you. And if the nurse isn't here, just ask the cleaner.'
"I'm looking over you chart and I see you've gained 30 pounds. I thought you went on a diet!"
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"Let's take another deep breath and exhale...but first eat this mint."
'Are you ready for your FISCAL examination?'
"I can't find anything wrong with the picture. I'm referring you to an optometrist!"
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'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"
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'Just shut up and take the lollipop.'
'Who wants to be examined first?'
'I always weigh 5 pounds at the doctor's office. I all it 'white bloat syndrome.'"
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"I'm sure it's something serious. My HMO dropped me two months ago."
'Now that's more like it.'
'You're not totally out of shape - you have a very muscular tongue.'