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'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'
'Removing the phone is easy. Getting your head and arms to their original positions will take weeks of physical therapy.'
'Look at your father. See what happens when you lift with your back instead of your legs?'
'Now Mr Henshaw, let's see if we can't work some of that tension out of your neck.'
"Your posture is better, but the whole office calls you Professor Bouncy Jerk. F.Y.I."
'We don't call it torture anymore - it's occupational therapy!'
'With a few years of physical therapy, I think there's a good possibility that you could get a job as a paperweight!'
"How does that make you feel?"
'Don't think I'll need it after that 10-minute hug from your aunt Rose.'
'This lap stuff is great. Rub me behind the ears.'
'I'll write a script for physical therapy. Your back went out because your front went out.'
Mike's nagging injury was almost too much to bear.
'Elizabeth, dangit, woman you are testing my patients.'
'Don't be discouraged if you can only manage one or two of these at first.'
Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy
I fired my masseuse today. She rubbed me me up the wrong way.
'This is the slowest business has been since suitcases got wheels.'
'Believe me, I feel your pain. I pulled a muscle bowling one time.'
"The longer I work here, the bigger my stress ball needs to be".
"Now, for the final phase of your physical therapy, you are going to feel a little tug."