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Trump's Other Doctors
"I was just a kid when I got this one."
"I'll need a guano specimen."
Tags:bat, bats, superhero, superheroes, checkup, checkups, appointment, appointments, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, physical, physicals, stool sample, stool samples, sample, samples, bowel movement, bowel movements, age, ages, ageing, aging, grow old, grows old, growing old, middle age, middle-aged, specimen, specimens, comic book, comic books, hero, heroes
"And you say you've been erect for over 4 hours?"
Tags:snowmen, snowman, snow figure, snow figures, snow person, snow people, snow-person, snow-people, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, check up, check ups, physical, physicals, medical test, medical tests, medical exam, medical exams, winter, wintertime, winter-time, winters
"All these years, and you haven't listened to a damn thing I've said, have you?"
Tags:obese, obesity, weight problem, weight problems, fat, fatness, weight issue, weight issues, fat epidemic, fat problem, fat problem, obesity problem, fat, gp, gps, general practitioner, general practitioners, doctor, doctors, medical advice, checkup, checkups, check up, check ups, check-up, check-ups, physical, physicals
"You seem perfectly healthy to me."
Tags:donald, trump, the donald, laundry detergent, challenge, deadly, not food, not edible, inedible, poisonous, doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical center, medical centers, medical centre, medical centres, checkup, checkups, physical, physicals, physician, physicians, president, presidents, government, tricked, fooled, internet meme, internet game, internet challenge, social media, social media challenge
"Your DNA doesn't match your credit history."
'Doc, I can't feel my toes!'
"Please tell me you just ate a bucket of eels."
Tags:eel, eels, stethoscope, stethoscopes, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, physical, physicals, bad sign, bad signs, symptom, symptoms, symptomatic, patient, patients, worry, worries, worrying, worrying sign, worrying signs, doctor's office, doctor's offices, strange sound, strange sounds, ominous, phobia, phobias, phobic
'A little professionalism, people. When asking a patient to undress, we do not giggle.'
"Thank You For Not Mentioning Dr. Oz."
Tags:doctor, doctors, physical, physical exam, check up, check-up, physicals, physical examination, check ups, check-ups, patient, patients, hypochondriac, hypochondria, tv, television, t v, consultant, medical professional, real doctor, fake doctor, fake doctors, media, celebrity, celebrities, celebrity doctor, celebrity doctors, clinic, clinics, hospital, hospitals
"I'm sorry, but you've had it up to here."
Tags:senior, senior citizen, seniors, senior citizens, old, age, aging, aged, old age, old aged, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, physical, physicals, examination, examinations, health, doctor's office, doctor's offices, clinic, clinics, hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, stress, stressful, worry, worries, diagnosis, diagnose, ailment, ailments, pensioner
"You'll feel better when you see the doctor."
'In this case, a new high score is not a good thing.'
"It's remarkable, Mr. Volmer. You have the clothes of a man half your age!"
Tags:fashions, fashionable, dress sense, dress-sense, unfashionable, middle age, middle-aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, fashion sense, denial, denials, physical, physicals, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, check up, check ups, doctor, doctors, youthful fashion, youthful fashions, youthful appearance, inappropriate, trend, trends, latest trend, ageing, aging, ageing gracefully, aging gracefully
"I thought I'd give Western medicine one more chance."
Tags:doctor, doctors, medicine, medication, medicines, medications, med, meds, western medicine, hospital, hospitals, doctors office, doctors offices, doctor's office, doctor's offices, philosophy, hippy, hippies, hipster, hipsters, medical, medical center, medical centers, medical centre, medical centres, surgery, surgeries, checkup, checkups, physical, physicals, physician, physicians
'Holding in your stomach won't help, sir.'
"Hm, still sky high. Let's try the other arm."
Tags:dobermann, dobermanns, doberman pinscher, doberman pinschers, blood pressure, blood pressures, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, check up, check ups, physical, physicals, health check, health checks, stressful job, stressful jobs, stressed out, stress, cat, cats, dog, dogs, canine, canines
"While the device may be an extension of your person, screen repairs aren't covered here."
Tags:cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, smartphone, smartphones, smart-phone, smart-phones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, gadget, gadgets, gadgetry, medical insurance, health insurance, medical cover, health cover, screen time, screen repair, screen repairs, screen-time, device, devices, doctor, doctors, physical, physicals, gp, gps, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, check up, check ups
"You're healthy enough for sexual activity but not attractive enough."
'It sounds like your investments could use a check-up too.'
"My heart is healthy, but my liver is shot to hell."
Tags:heart, hearts, liver, livers, organ, organs, shot to hell, health problem, health problems, medical problem, medical problems, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, health problem, health problems, drink problem, drink problems, drinking problem, drinking problems, physical, physicals, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, organ failure, organ failures
"It's a good thing you're here. I just punctured your eardrum."
Tags:eardrum, eardrums, medical malpractice, medical malpractices, ear drum, ear drums, ear-drum, ear-drums, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, physical, physicals, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, check up, check ups, patient, patients, punctured eardrum, punctured eardrums, auriscope, auriscopes, otoscope, otoscopes
"Oooo. That's cold."
Tags:stethoscope, stethoscopes, cold, freeze, freezes, freezing, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, doctor, doctors, gp, gps, general practitioner, general practitioners, family doctor, family doctors, snow, snowman, snowmen, complain, complains, complaining, complaint, complaints, patient, patients, physical, physicals, heartbeat, heartbeats