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'Why do I always attract the ugly ones'
"I'm Danny Felner, a soft-edged kind of guy. We're coming back."
"Have I got a girl for you!"
Honest mistakes made by moms.
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"In case there aren't any sparks, I loaded up on actual fireworks."
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"As a little boy you raised tropical fish - so what?"
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"You've marked me as this night's prey, haven't you, Miss?"
"You want to check out my crib?"
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"It's been taken care of."
"This one's for being a nice guy."
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"Don't get your hopes up, honey. I call everybody 'honey.'"
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"What'll it be, handsome?"
"Isn't this nice? You're in the Air corps and I'm a volunteer airplane spotter."
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"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."
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"This one to your liking, sir?"
"The nuts are good, but I have a can of really good nuts back at my place."
"Hey, baby - that doesn't mean you!"
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"Want to go back to my place and take off our hats?"
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"Please help me get these squirrels out of my pants. This isn't a pickup line. I really need assistance."
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Termite pick-up lines.
"How about instead of another stupid Monday lunch we go to my place, crank up Terry Gross, and play Twister naked?"
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"Well, thank you, I'd love to. Are the Himalayas far?"
"They ran out of bouquets."
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