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"Any of you pretty ladies just get my e-mail?"
"You know, my dad always says, 'Baldo, a man should always treat a woman with respect. The moment you stop respecting your girl, it's all over.' Why are you looking at me like that?"
"Maybe, if we wanna be popular with girls, we should just be ourselves."
"C'mon, Cruz, this is so crazy! Why'd you bring me in here?! I mean, this is, like...absolutely ingenious."
"It's...it's...you! Can I have your autograph?"
"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"
"Thank you for saving me, Mr. Nice Man! I almost drowned! You're so good-looking and noble and strong! I can't believe how you fought off that shark!"
"I was thinking...what if you didn't get a car? Think how much you'd save! No car payments. No gas bills. No insurance. No repair bills."
Don couldn't figure it. His aftershave had worked great for that guy on tv
I reckon a laundromat's a good place to pick up a woman. I don't agree. A woman who can't afford a washing machine will probably never be afford to keep you.
Nerds have always had trouble picking up women.
"Dad, when you were young, meeting girls was easy, right?"
Baldo reality vs. Baldo fantasy.
"IF you want to get a girl's attention, ask if she likes to dance! Do the hustle!"
A man walks a trojan horse in a dog park.
"To get a girl's attention, you need to ignore her."