Picking Up Cartoons and Comics

"Bland, James Bland."

"Have I got a girl for you!"

"Don't get your hopes up, honey. I call everybody 'honey.'"

"But this way I know where everything is."

"What'll it be, handsome?"

"For God's sake! Pick up you own damn money!"

"Want to come up to my place and deal with the moral implications."

"It's drive-by dating."

'Before you continue on your emotional tirade, let me know if you're picking up on my non evaluative and empathetic listening.'

"And she's an interesting conversationalist, too."

"Can I buy you a drink? And then if things don't work out between us you can pay me back?"

"The least you could do is move over one seat and offer to make me happy for the rest of my life."

"Hey, I'm your alcohol-fuelled recurring hallucination, not your alcohol-fuelled recurring maid."

"Arachnophunnies"

"It's late, Johnny, I don't think any television is on now."

"Would you care to put your filthy paws on me?"

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

'Don't worry... I'm just here to pick up a habeas corpus.'

"Watch yourself, dude. I hear she has salmonella."

'I'd offer you a ride home, but my car's only a one-seater.'

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

'Hey, don't tell me - you're a capricorn?'

"I don't know if I've mentioned this before, Greg, but you are a very attractive man."

"He's So Your Type."