Picking Up Cartoons and Comics

"Bland, James Bland."

"Have I got a girl for you!"

"In case there aren't any sparks, I loaded up on actual fireworks."

"It's been taken care of."

"Don't get your hopes up, honey. I call everybody 'honey.'"

"But this way I know where everything is."

"What'll it be, handsome?"

"They ran out of bouquets."

"For God's sake! Pick up you own damn money!"

"Want to come up to my place and deal with the moral implications."

"It's drive-by dating."

"And she's an interesting conversationalist, too."

'Before you continue on your emotional tirade, let me know if you're picking up on my non evaluative and empathetic listening.'

"Can I buy you a drink? And then if things don't work out between us you can pay me back?"

"I thought it was a place to pick up some chicks, but NOOOOO!"

"The least you could do is move over one seat and offer to make me happy for the rest of my life."

"Arachnophunnies"

"Hey, I'm your alcohol-fuelled recurring hallucination, not your alcohol-fuelled recurring maid."

"Actually, in my younger days, I was really a Wildman."

"Oh, sure it's superstrong, but I still use a little gel to keep it looking perfect."

"It's late, Johnny, I don't think any television is on now."

"Would you care to put your filthy paws on me?"

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

'Don't worry... I'm just here to pick up a habeas corpus.'

"Watch yourself, dude. I hear she has salmonella."