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"Bland, James Bland."
Tags:bland, blandness, spy, spies, famous spy, famous spies, espionage, spying, literary character, literary characters, fictional character, fictional characters, introduction, introductions, boring personality, boring personalities, bland personality, bland personalities, dull, dullness, flirtation, flirtations, flirting, flirt, flirts, pick-up, pick-ups, chat-up, chat-ups, chat up, chatting up, picking up, introduction, introductions
"Have I got a girl for you!"
"In case there aren't any sparks, I loaded up on actual fireworks."
Tags:date, dates, first impression, first impressions, blind date, blind dates, pick up, picking up, house, houses, spark, sparks, flame, flames, kindle, kindles, kindling, new relationship, new relationships, load, loads, loaded, firework, fireworks, actual fireworks, gunpowder, display, displays, firework display, firework displays, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, thoughtful
"It's been taken care of."
"Don't get your hopes up, honey. I call everybody 'honey.'"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, honey, nickname, nicknames, flirting, pick-up, pick-ups, pickup, pickups, pick up, pick ups, picking up, flattery, flattering, hoping, don't get your hopes up, unromantic, friendzoned, friendzone
"But this way I know where everything is."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, mess, messy, messy room, messy rooms, bedroom, bedrooms, unorganised, unorganized, disorganised, disorganized, organization, organisation, organised mess, organized mess, untidy, toy, toys, cleaning, picking up, raising kids, raising children
"What'll it be, handsome?"
"They ran out of bouquets."
Tags:flower, flowers, bouquet, bouquets, date, dates, dating, first date, first dates, present, presents, presenting, wreath, wreaths, run out, ran out, apologise, apologising, apologetic, condolences, sad, funeral, funerals, mourn, mourns, mourning, pick up, picking up, christmas wreath, x-mas wreath, xmas wreath
"For God's sake! Pick up you own damn money!"
"Want to come up to my place and deal with the moral implications."
"It's drive-by dating."
"And she's an interesting conversationalist, too."
Tags:date, dates, dating, first date, first dates, dating, dating life, cocktails, cocktail, bar, bars, pick up, picking up, pick-up, picking-up, chatting up, chat up, hitting on, hit on, flirt, flirting, flirtation, tabloid, tabloids, tabloid headlines, conspiracy, conspiracies, celebrity, celebrities, celebrity gossip, picasso, pablo picasso, cubist, cubism, modern art, modern artists, cubists, woo, wooing, seduce, seduction, seduced, come-on, beauty is in the eye of the beholder
'Before you continue on your emotional tirade, let me know if you're picking up on my non evaluative and empathetic listening.'
"Can I buy you a drink? And then if things don't work out between us you can pay me back?"
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, flirting, pick-up line, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines, picking up, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, fail, fails, failure, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, pay back, return, money, cheap, frugal, stingy, cheapskate, cheapskates
"I thought it was a place to pick up some chicks, but NOOOOO!"
Tags:chicken, chickens, chick, chicks, take out, take outs, take away, takeaways, think, thinks, thinking, thunk, thought, thoughts, food, restaurant, restaurants, fast food, date, dates, dating, dated, assume, assumes, assuming, assumption, assumptions, assumed, mistaken, rooster, roosters, pick up, picks up, picking up, picked up
"The least you could do is move over one seat and offer to make me happy for the rest of my life."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, single, singles, forever alone, flirting, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines, picking up, pick-up line, seat, seats, happy, happiness, happy for the rest of my life, marriage, marriages, impromptu marriage proposal, impromptu marriage proposals, unexpected marriage proposal, unexpected marriage proposal, offer, demanding, woman, women, dating, date, dates, stereotype, stereotypes, rink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, arachnid, arachnids, spider, spiders, strand, strands, silk, web, webs, spiderweb, spiderwebs, relationship, relationships, flirting, pick-up line, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines, picking up, flattery, wordplay, word play, pun, puns
"Hey, I'm your alcohol-fuelled recurring hallucination, not your alcohol-fuelled recurring maid."
Tags:hallucination, hallucinations, hallucinate, hallucinating, slob, slobs, messy, clean up, cleans up, cleaning up, nightmare, nightmares, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, pick up, picks up, picking up, pick up after yourself, cleaner, cleaners, maid, maids, indignant, mom, moms, mother, mothers, parent, parents, parenting, scold, scolds, scolding, tell off, tells off, telling off, drunkard, drunkards, drunk, drunks, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism
"Actually, in my younger days, I was really a Wildman."
"Oh, sure it's superstrong, but I still use a little gel to keep it looking perfect."
"It's late, Johnny, I don't think any television is on now."
Tags:pick-up, pick up, pick-ups, pick-ups, line, lines, chat up, chat ups, chat-up, chat-ups, chatting up, picking up, flirt, flirts, flirtation, flirtations, flirting, love life, love-life, girlfriend, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, naive, naivety, tv show, tv shows, television show, television shows, tv program, tv programs, television program, television programs
"Would you care to put your filthy paws on me?"
Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."
'Don't worry... I'm just here to pick up a habeas corpus.'
"Watch yourself, dude. I hear she has salmonella."
Tags:date, dating, meeting women, pulling, pulling women, picking up, chicks, bar scene, single, singles, bar, bars, chicken, chickens, rooster, roosters, cook, cooks, cooking, salmonella, v.d., s.t.d., vd, std, sti, s.t.i., venereal disease, sexually transmitted infection, slut shaming, slut-shaming