Pickup Line Cartoons and Comics

'Why do I always attract the ugly ones'

"So you're the little lady who invented the wheel. Do tell me more."

"It's courtesy of the gentleman seated at the other end of the bar, ma'am."

"I ate some yogurt once. It was very good."

"I'm not looking for Mr. Right. I'm looking for Mr. Right Now."

"This one's for being a nice guy."

"When I'm with you, Miss Lawson, the billable hours just fly by."

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

(When Worlds Collide) (Got a light?)

"I must confess I've noticed your stopping by for a drink, but I never dreamed you'd noticed me."

"So, you like kids?"

"The apple bob was tricky - I like the way you handled yourself."

"If I weren't a living fossil I could go for you."

"Hey, Honey, our life cycle is too short to play hard to get."

The Stages of Wine

"Since you asked, Norman, it tolls for thee."

"My wife doesn't understand me, and I bet she wouldn't understand you, either."

"Yeah, our first album went vinyl."

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

Netflix and chill?

"I'm nuts about you, but then I'm nuts about everybody …"

"Do you mind if I sit down? I often feel weak in the presence of great art."

"Eventually he'll get too big to attract women."

'Working With What You Have' "May I buy you ladies a drink? I once rode in an elevator with Ernest Borgnine."

"If I had known I was going to meet somebody like you, I would have lost some weight, gotten some hair plugs, and made more money."