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"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"
Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.
Picnic with thieves
"Never mind the splinters, Hal. If this works, we'll be legends!"
"Don't let them spoil the day!"
'I agreed on a date because you're fun-sized...but this is boring.'
Lost My Ability To Ruin Picnics. Please Help.
'And the 'Antsy' for ruining the most picnics in a year goes to...'
'Somewhere, there are some hungry picnickers.'
'Hey! I made sandwiches ya' know!'
'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'
"Whoa! Move over, Thoreau."
"Tell the troops we're stopping for a picnic."
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'For goodness sake, they could have somebody's eye out with one of those.'
"Maybe we should think about getting home. The weather looks a bit threatening."
"Hi, I'm the official Picnic Basket Inspector."
'That's the last time I'll organise a picnic for that bunch of t*****s.'
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'Stop Jerry... Our food should be safe, the book says those are Karen Carpenter ants. . .'
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It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.
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Old man sharing a picnic with birds
"This is nice. But wouldn't you feel safer under video surveillance?"
'I should have told him those were spicy.'
At the Periodic Picnic Table of the Elements
Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground