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"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"
"If we're to make a life together, you have to accept that I'm a volunteer fireman and have to be ready to picnic at a moment's notice."
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Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.
'Someday they'll stop to picnic, we'll chase them off, then throw their blanket over the barbed fence, and escape to greener pastures'
Picnic with thieves
A walk in the mountains
"Never mind the splinters, Hal. If this works, we'll be legends!"
"This is fun. Too bad about Frank."
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"Don't let them spoil the day!"
'I agreed on a date because you're fun-sized...but this is boring.'
Lost My Ability To Ruin Picnics. Please Help.
'And the 'Antsy' for ruining the most picnics in a year goes to...'
'Somewhere, there are some hungry picnickers.'
'Hey! I made sandwiches ya' know!'
"Whoa! Move over, Thoreau."
'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'
At last, the Murdochs found a way to picnic without the constant annoyance of ants.
"Tell the troops we're stopping for a picnic."
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"Maybe we should think about getting home. The weather looks a bit threatening."
Fishing for complements
Alford the bulimic picnic ant.
'I forgot to pack the litter.'
'That's the last time I'll organise a picnic for that bunch of t*****s.'
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