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'He said it was going to be sunny and warm, but it's cold and rainy. So I stopped by the tv station, kidnapped the weather guy, and brought him here to the picnic to get soaked with the rest of us. Can you blame me?'
"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."
Wanting his picnic with Gwen to be perfect, Hal made sure they would not be bothered by ants.
"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"
"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."
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"If we're to make a life together, you have to accept that I'm a volunteer fireman and have to be ready to picnic at a moment's notice."
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Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.
"Why, Mr. Conly, I do believe you're trying to get me hydrated."
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"I'm very domestic. I bottle my own water."
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'I'd forgotten how non-textual nature could be.'
'Topologist at a picnic brings the lemonade in a Klein bottle'
"But, Gridly, you signed up for softball."
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"Now we wait."
The Annual Trainspotters Club Picnic
'Someday they'll stop to picnic, we'll chase them off, then throw their blanket over the barbed fence, and escape to greener pastures'
'Are you sure you don't want to use my bug spray?'
"Listen, you're no picnic, either."
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A walk in the mountains
It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy....
Picnic with thieves
Church Picnic: Enjoy yourself or you'll go to hell.
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"You bring the tequila, and I'll bring the Lyme."
'Don't look so worried I'm only taking you for a walk in the park!'
Man changes sunset to sports channel with TV remote.