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"It's your agent. Everyone wants a piece of you."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, cattle, cow, cows, farm, farms, farmers, farmers, agent, agents, publicist, publicists, talent agent, talent agents, pr, p.r., public relations, manager, managers, piece, pieces, piece of you, famous, celebrity, celebrities, fame, food, dairy, meat, cliche, cliches, expression, expressions, wordplay, word play
"I prefer to get a few classic items and build a wardrobe around them."
Tags:fashion, fashion sense, trend, trends, fad, fads, style, styles, personal style, men's clothing, men's fashion, clothing, clothes, classic, classic pieces, items, classic items, item, piece, wardrobe, wardrobes, ascot, ascots, tie, ties, top hat, top hats, fashionable, trendsetter, trendsetters, homeless, hobo, hobos, bum, bums, stylist, stylists, urban, personal appearance
"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."
Jerry McJigsaw: 'You complete me!'
"Sotheby's extends its deepest sympathies and wonders whether the deceased might have owned any early German Expressionist pieces."
Tags:death, deceased, condolences, sympathy, sympathies, regret, regrets, estate, estates, art, artist, artists, artwork, artworks, painting, paintings, painter, painters, auction, auctions, auction house, auction houses, art collector, art collectors, art appraiser, art appraisers, german, expressionist, piece, pieces, ethics, unethical, rude, improper, inappropriate, greed, greedy, avarice, buy, buying, sell, selling, cold calling, modern life
'I think you should know, I put a piece on 'YourTube' praising your stewardship.'
New Chess Pieces
Tags:game, games, boardgame, boardgames, board game, board games, chess, chessboard, chessboards, chess pieces, chess piece, new, king, kings, queen, queens, bishop, bishops, knight, knights, pawn, pawns, rook, rooks, princess, princesses, insult comic, insult comics, comic, comics, comedian, comedians, insult, insults, lawyer, lawyers, chess player, chess players, chess game, chess games, chess match, chess match, chess move, chess moves, piece, pieces, check, checkmate, slow, expensive, embarrassing, stupid, old, old person
'Chocolate never tasted as good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'
"This next song's about pain."
MISSING! / a jigsaw puzzle sticking up a flyer to a pole regarding his missing piece
"It's one of those pieces you pay $142.4 million for at auction and then never look at again."
Tags:art, artist, artists, artwork, artworks, painting, paintings, painter, painters, auction, auctions, auction house, auction houses, art collector, art collectors, art appraiser, art appraisers, rich, wealth, wealthy, money, expensive, expensive taste, expensive tastes, pay, price, prices, pricey, millions, millionaire, millionaires, piece, pieces, sale, buyer, buyers, criticising, criticizing, critical, critic, critics, investment, investor, investors, investing
LOST: a chicken has had it's head chopped off and is looking for it placing fliers about town
"Look Constable, the final piece of our jigsaw."
"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"
Tags:cheese, cheeses, blue cheeses, gourmet, gourmets, gourmand, gourmands, cheese connoisseur, cheese connoisseurs, turophile, turophiles, blue, food, dairy, fresh, milk, mold, meal, delicious, snack, gourmet, restaurant, piece, french, soft, yellow, brie, eat, cuisine, menu, swiss, tones, electric, sky, navy gorgonzola, healthy, dinner, france, appetizer, roquefort, cambozola, fungus, store
The early bird gets the worm; the late mouse gets the cheese.
Puzzles for the inept.
'Scram! Beat it! Get off the court!'
"Yeah, I see what you mean: I also have an urge to charge whenever you wave that red piece of cloth! But then again, I always feel like charging..."
'I'm sorry, Andrew, we're just not a good fit.'
Tags:girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, ex, exs, break up, break ups, split up, split ups, relationship breakdown, relationship breakdowns, jigsaw, jigsaws, piece, pieces, puzzle, puzzles, board game, board games, opposites, attraction, incompatible, incompatibility, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Sometimes the U.S. drops daisies on other countries just to let them know that we love them.
'Where are our royalties?'
Super PAC chess piece.
Mozart's first movement: Leopold, come quick.'
'Do you mind if I join you?'