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"It's your agent. Everyone wants a piece of you."
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"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."
"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, horoscope, horoscopes, zodiac, zodiac, astrology, star sign, star signs, western astrology, animal, animals, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, personification, bull, bulls, fish, ram, rams, crab, crabs, lion, lions, taurus, aeries, leo, pieces, cancer, relationship, relationships, dating, date, dates, pick-up line, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines, compatibility
Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration
'I think you should know, I put a piece on 'YourTube' praising your stewardship.'
"Sotheby's extends its deepest sympathies and wonders whether the deceased might have owned any early German Expressionist pieces."
Tags:death, deceased, condolences, sympathy, sympathies, regret, regrets, estate, estates, art, artist, artists, artwork, artworks, painting, paintings, painter, painters, auction, auctions, auction house, auction houses, art collector, art collectors, art appraiser, art appraisers, german, expressionist, piece, pieces, ethics, unethical, rude, improper, inappropriate, greed, greedy, avarice, buy, buying, sell, selling, cold calling, modern life
New Chess Pieces
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'Chocolate never tasted as good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'
"This next song's about pain."
"Oops - a leftover piece. Where does this go? Should I toss it? Why did I even create an appendix?"
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"It's one of those pieces you pay $142.4 million for at auction and then never look at again."
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'My bike was making a strange noise, so I took it apart to fix it. I should've thought ahead, because I have no idea how to put it back together.'
"We come in pieces."
Puzzles for the inept.
Carrying a bike over drawing pins.
Cheese grater slide.
'Scram! Beat it! Get off the court!'
Jack Reynolds, leper stunt man.
"Stay on the white!"
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'I'm sorry, Andrew, we're just not a good fit.'
Tags:girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, ex, exs, break up, break ups, split up, split ups, relationship breakdown, relationship breakdowns, jigsaw, jigsaws, piece, pieces, puzzle, puzzles, board game, board games, opposites, attraction, incompatible, incompatibility, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'Where are our royalties?'
Mozart's first movement: Leopold, come quick.'