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'These braces won't stand out too much, will they?'
'And then when I push this button it magnetizes the ions and...'
"What are your parents going to say?"
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'Hey, Chuck! I just beat your record of 20 piercings! This gal here has 22!'
"I have a piece of broccoli stuck in my teeth? How embarrassing!"
A man cries over the arrow through his heart.
'I finally got my pouch pierced.'
Man looking very nervous in an inflatable boat with a porcupine.
'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'
'It'll never work... you look better in earrings than I do.'
'In my day, son, men didn't have rings through their noses until after they were married.'
'Do you belong to any other clubs or organizations other than the satanic cults?'
'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'
'... and to think this is the same kid who was terrified of getting a shot at the doctor.'
'Oh my, THAT'S never happened before!'
'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'
'OK, Murgatroyd, what's this I hear about you operating an ear piercing service on the side?'
Boy using reverse psychology (book) to try and get his navel pierced.
'Things are pretty quiet down in the dungeon right now, Sire -- would you mind if I did a little body-piercing on the side?'